Monday, May 26, 2014

Je suis un beauf! (I am a beauf!)



What’s a beauf?  According to a book that was left in our apartment, Stuff Parisians Like, to someone in France, “a beauf (pronounced boh-f) is someone who drinks beer, watches soccer all the time, and vacations in a trailer. (I don't know if a female is une beauf, or if, because the term is masculine, it is un beauf for both?)

However, in Paris a beauf is anyone whom someone doesn’t know and would like to put down. While in most of France (at least as I understand it), a beauf might be more of a hick, Parisians get their kicks from calling even upper-class people beaufs.  (“Did he really spend the weekend in Deauville? Quel beauf!”) 

When I found out it was obviously beauf to wear white socks, I pushed them to the back of my drawer.  But I suspect all Americans are beaufs, by definition. So I was especially pleased when one day, I had two separate men approach me and ask me for directions in French. Of course, my pleasure was short-lived.  As soon as I began to apologize for speaking so little of the language, they immediately smiled and walked on.

I decided they stopped to ask me because:
  • I was wearing black.  (Now that it’s getting warmer, we’re seeing women in brighter colors, but early in our stay, they were all wearing black.)
  •  I had on flat shoes. (Parisian women rarely wear heels. Ballerina flats are quite popular, as are ankle boots.)
  • I was wearing a scarf.  (A Parisian must!)

However, the real reason they approached me may be much simpler than that. They were probably from someplace like Corsica or Calais.  They were beaufs—just like me!



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