Monday, June 2, 2014

My name is Jean-Jacques


Bonjour!  My name is Jean-Jacques. I am a working cat.  My job is très difficile. It’s not a job that just any cat could do.  I must stay in the window of my boss’s florist shop and pretend to sleep.  It’s not easy to do that 20 hours a day!

My boss knows I bring a lot of business to the shop.  I estimate he gets 20 to 30 percent more customers just because of me.  When the ladies who live on Rue Ordener see me, they think I am cute, so when they need flowers for a dinner or to give to their friends, where do they come? To our shop, of course!

You may have heard of that other cat, Henri, the existentialist?  I have no use for him.  He’s a member of the intelligentsia, while I am a member of the proletariat. Honestly, which one of us do you think really earns his keep?

The woman who took my photo is an idiot!  Sorry, but it’s true.  I’m a cat, not a photographer, but even I know that windows cause reflections, and if she wanted to get a good picture of me, she should not have taken it in the evening through the glass.  Some people are hopeless!

One day when my boss was outside, I heard her ask him what my name was.  Ever since, when she walks by the shop and I’m in the window, she shrieks, “There’s Jean-Jacques!”

S'il vous plait, madam, have a little dignity! Have some respect.

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